Husbandless Week in Review

by Mandy Weger on March 11, 2011

Okay.  At the beginning of the week, I made all sorts of predictions on what I’ll probably be doing this week while Mike has been gone.  Let’s see just how I put my time to use:

1. Yes, I sang.  I also whistled a lot.  I don’t think the neighbors can hear me, but Mike said that they might be able to after he read my post about how much I sing.  Whatevs, the dogs LOVE to hear me sing, so that’s all that matters.

2. Dinners:  Okay, I was even worse than I thought I’d be.

  • Monday: Chips and Salsa for dinner, haagen daz bananas foster ice cream for dessert.
  • Tuesday: Chips and Salsa for dinner
  • Wednesday:  I had run out of salsa, so I put taco sauce in some melted velveeta and ate it with chips.  Yeeeeahh.  Don’t worry, I’m judging me too.  Oh, and I had more bananas foster ice cream.
  • Thursday: I ate a box of quarter-sized crab cakes (I think there were 9) that were supposed to be appetizers for a party.  And then I ate mustard out of a bottle until I started to feel sick.  And then I made a shameful dessert, which leads me to…

3. Yes, I did end up making something that I wouldn’t have made if Mike had been home.  I was so close to going the week without doing this, but yesterday, this recipe popped up in my reader:

Recipe Here

Aaand I needed it.  I had all of the ingredients, and I needed it.  But instead of making a whole batch I quartered the recipe and just made it on a plate (because, let’s be honest, the pan I would have used was already occupied).

Yes.  I know, you’re still judging me.  It’s okay.

Aaand I ate half of it.

It was like, the most giant peanut butter cup in the world and it was delicious.

4. I did talk to the dogs, but really only the last two days when I started to really notice that the house was empty.

5. I read quite a bit, but instead of my super scientific book, I read Mockingjay for like, the 6th or 7th time.  I’m super academic.

6.   I watched just one Twilight movie, and it was Eclipse.  Sorry, honey, but you’ll see that reflected on our on-demand purchase list this month.

7. I cleaned up the sink full of dishes last night, but didn’t do much else.  We’ll clean this weekend, I’m sure!

So there you have it!  I successfully predicted all of the ways I fall short as a human being when my husband isn’t around to keep me in check.  I think I’m ready to eat a vegetable or two now.

Or, I could just go out and buy more salsa.

Have a good weekend!

  • http://www.gatorbride.com Kimberly

    Bwahaha. This is so funny. When my hubs is out (which is rare), I usually end up watching girly movies on Netflix and eating Pizza, or something ridiculous like easymac and strawberries (weird combo, but I like it). I try to eat the food that he doesn’t like, so I can get my fill!

    The mustard out of the bottle thing gave me shivers!!!! I’m totally not a mustard fan!

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  • http://www.loveandrenovations.com Amanda

    Ah, this post got poofed from my Google Reader before I could read it. I’m glad I happened to visit your blog today, haha.

    Sounds like you had a pretty damn good week to me. I love chips and salsa for dinner. And it’s totally okay if you only do it when the hubs isn’t home, because then no one saw you do it and it doesn’t technically count. Seriously. It’s science.

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  • http://www.lazykitchenette.com Jess

    Hahahaha. I love the giant peanutbutter cup. I hope you’ll make it for us the next time we come over.
    On Mondays when Chris works late, I have the apartment to myself and I tend to watch all the shows he thinks will rot my brain. So I watched like 3 hours of Sister Wives and then quickly changed the channel to Bones right before he walked in. When he asked me what was going on in the episode, I had to make something up and then I changed the channel again before he realized I was full of crap. lol. I think it’s a good sign that I still want him to think that I’m mildly intellectual.

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  • http://www.whatsarahsaid.com Sarah

    Hey there! I’m new to your blog by way of weddingbee and Mrs. cardigan’s blog! So HAPPY to find your blog as I’m a big fan of yours on WB.

    Your week sounds heavenly…definitely right up my alley! I would probably throw a marathon of some sort in there. Either old school 90210 or Buffy. lol! ;)

    ps – don’t mean to hijack your blog but how do I make it so I get a little photo next to my name?

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    Mandy Reply:

    Thanks for following me, Sarah!! In order to get a photo next to your name on the blogs you comment on, you have to go to gravatar.com and set your little icon. The instructions there are pretty easy to follow! Good luck!

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  • http://www.whatsarahsaid.com Sarah

    You rock girl! Thanks! :)

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  • http://www.whatsarahsaid.com Sarah

    Testing 1…2….3! OK…hijack over! Thanks again!

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  • http://suburbianbliss.wordpress.com Clare

    Whenever my husband is out of town I always do different things too. I love that you ate salsa several nights in a row. I’d probably go with easy mac or even just a bowl of cereal. Actually he is going to Vegas next weekend so I gotta save up my episodes of SYTTD to watch while he’s away!

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