Dear Husband…

by Mandy Weger on June 22, 2011

Never.

Ever.

Allow me to buy lotion again.

I don’t care if I’m dying of the plague and I think the only thing that will save me is a new bottle of lotion. I don’t need it.

And you, my love…

You are never ever allowed to buy gum again.

Ever.

We have issues.

http://www.whatsarahsaid.net Sarah

OMG…this post cracks me up!!! Love it!

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http://suburbianbliss.wordpress.com Clare

haha that is awesome! I was expecting this to be a love letter of some kind. We all have our vices

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http://www.lazykitchenette.com Jess

Bahahahahahaha! Where are all your bath and body works lotions? I feel like every girl our age got gifted an average of ten thousand little bottles of sweet pea lotion in middle school that none of us ever got rid of. Also, Chris won’t let me leave this comment unless I tell you that he wants some gum. Lol

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http://www.weddingbee.com/author/hyena Allie / Hyena

HAHAHA, I can SO relate right now! Hubs and I just moved in together about a month ago, and not only do we have duplicates of absolutely everything, he never could find the things he actually had, so he would just buy more. Four pasta scoops? Really??

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http://barbride.wordpress.com Monica

OMG, this is my life. Except I think I have even more. Sick.

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http://7daysaweek-alice.blogspot.com/ Alice

Way too funny!!

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Kelly

Oh Mandy, I have the same problem with candles… I have an entire closet full of candles of all different scents and sizes. THe worst part, the SO gets nervous when they are lit so now that we live together, the collection grows since I hardly ever burn them any more!

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